Break off pieces of kale from the stem, then wash and dry them thoroughly. Read the post for more info on how to store a bunch of kale for the whole week.
In a bowl, combine walnuts with melted butter, sweetener and a pinch of salt, then throw them into a pan to toast on medium heat until they are slightly browned. Remove the pan from heat and set it aside to allow the walnuts to cool.
Blend all the dressing ingredients with 1½ tablespoons of water. Keep blending until the garlic is thoroughly crushed and the mixture has a consistency similar to mayonnaise mayonnaise.
Add the remaining 1½ tablespoons of water or half a tablespoon at a time until you achieve your desired consistency.
Slice pieces of the Gorgonzola cheese with a sharp knife, then crumble each slice using your fingers; it will break apart easily.
Cut the Honeycrisp apple into thin two-inch julienne strips.
Place kale pieces into a mixing bowl, add two teaspoons of the dressing to the kale and mix until the leaves are coated. Alternatively, you can also drizzle the dressing over the salad when assembled, but covering the kale first guarantees a tasty bite every time.
Divide the kale, toasted walnuts, Gorgonzola crumbles, and apple strips into two bowls and drizzle a teaspoon of the dressing over the salad. If you prefer your salads with more dressing, feel free to add more to your liking.